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Jesus had schizophrenia?

Tue Sep 22, 2009, 10:24 AM
Schizophrenics are different from normal people in that they do not have a desire for power and they are not capable of feeling hatred. Another characteristic is that they do not operate based on the idea of submissiveness (control), instead they operate based on the idea of morality, which is their source to happiness in life. The idea people have of assigning different values to people and other things is completely uncomprehensible to schizophrenics. A person diagnosed with schizophrenia may demonstrate auditory hallucinations, delusions, and disorganized and unusual thinking and speech; this may range from loss of train of thought and subject flow, with sentences only loosely connected in meaning, to incoherence, known as word salad, in severe cases. Social isolation commonly occurs for a variety of reasons. Impairment in social cognition is associated with schizophrenia, as are symptoms of paranoia from delusions and hallucinations, and the negative symptoms of avolition (apathy or lack of motivation).

Too much of a coincidence, I'd say.

Symptoms Jesus possibly had, checkbox here:
[x] hallucinations
[x] isolation (also referred as "meditation" in da holy book)
[x] desire for power
[x] incapable of feeling hatred
[x] idea of morality (?)
[ ] apathy and lack of motivation (certainly not!)
[x] unusual thinking and speech
[x] lack of reasonability
[x] sentences only loosely connected in meaning
[x] delusions


Physical symptoms (like twitching) are not clearly documented. Possibly due religious reasons.

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*Updated*
Recently I watched Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Christ". It was AWESOME! Not. Was sucky.
Anyways, about the physical symptoms: there were shown that Jesus suffered from continuous twitching and shaking(?) for some reason. Don't know why but it supports the theory. Truly delightful.

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:iconfeelingdizzy:
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Onko se vaan minä vai onko toi ihan oikeasti harvinaisen huono ja mauton bondagekuva? o__Ô

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:icon5ammu:
VOI EI! Jättikondomi on sidottu rusetilla kiinni pyökkituoliin!

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:iconfeelingdizzy:
Oli varmaan yks huonoimmista kuvista mitä oon ikinä nähnyt. Jopa mä osaisin ottaa paremman bondagekuvan ja se on jo paljon. O^O

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hey by any chance could u tell me how you made you panda emote? please =]
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You mean my avatar? Took the frames out of a video and compiled them into an animation. I used Ulead Gif Animator, it was just an experiment to test the program but it came out pretty well. You're planning to make an avvy for yourself?

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...with love, peace and jesus-water.
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:iconfeelingdizzy:
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Aika tyylikäs musta. Käy huvikseen tsekkaamassa ton Twisted Princess-galleria, jos jaksat. :) Osa niistä on mun mielestä tosi tyylikkäitä.

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:icon5ammu:
That I must do. For classy it is.

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...with love, peace and jesus-water.
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Mun suosikkei oli Megara, Pocahontas, Ariel ja sit toi Ruusunen. *--* Me likes them.

Hummumumum, järkättäiskö joku leffamaratoni halloweenin kunniaksi? :meow:

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